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Old 06-18-2009, 08:58 PM
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Default BING BLANG BLAOW

I honestly dont know how this hasnt made its way from 2+2 over here yet.
Anyways, its epic so i think you guys had to see it:


Quote:
Created Victory Song When I Beat Someone Headsup
This is what I copy & paste into the chat every time I stack someone @ 50 NL HU, which is about 50% of the time.

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
tilted1: wtf

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song

Iplay4funn: omg
Iplay4funn: how can u call with with that
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
Iplay4funn: hmoron
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
play4funn: is calling the only thing u kno how to do donk?
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
play4funn: whats wrong with u
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: donkey
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

(Observer) oneOuttedsir: GOD DO U EVEN KNO HOW 2 PLAY
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: I HOPE UR MOM GETS CANCER
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: LETS PLAY $100NL HU PU SSY
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: IM SITTING WAITING FOR U

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
JohnnyDeep: a/s/l?

P0kerchick76: nh
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
P0kerchick76: reported

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
WilliamP75: vnh
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
WilliamP75: lol i got plenty of money, dont need this $ to live
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
ch3ckraise: (CASH OUT ON MY TITT1ES)
WilliamP75: weirdo

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
NyugenTdog: nice catch
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
NyugenTdog: keep playing like that and see wut happens
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
NyugenTdog: You called my overbet on flop and turn with fd
NyugenTdog: and you think your good
NyugenTdog: your a joke
NyugenTdog: lol you'll lose that $50 plus more before u cash out
NyugenTdog: I bet you never even cash out
NyugenTdog: Just keep playing like that
ch3ckraise: $50 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $100 FROM U (AKA $50 TIMES TWO)
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
SolidForse: omg
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
SolidForse: uve gotta be kidding me
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
SolidForse: wtf are you doing calling the turn
SolidForse: with bottom pair
SolidForse: what is goin through your head when you make that call
SolidForse: enlighten me donk
ch3ckraise: $100 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
MAKEITRAYNE: ooops
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $100 FROM U (AKA $50 TIMES TWO)
MAKEITRAYNE: shoulda known
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: (BANK WIRE)
ch3ckraise: IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: (BANK WIRE)
ch3ckraise: IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: (BANK WIRE)
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
ch3ckraise: /HEADSPIN
MAKEITRAYNE:...

DANGEROUSS: LMME GUESS.. BLING BLANG BOW
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
DANGEROUSS: YOU JUST WON $100
DANGEROUSS: I COULD HAVE USED IT BUY FOOD
DANGEROUSS: BUT UR GONNA RUB IT ON YOUR MOMS T****** INSTEAD U F**
DANGEROUSS: FUNNY U DON’T SAY THAT S*** WHEN I STACK U
ch3ckraise: Dear ch3ckraise,
ch3ckraise: We are pleased to inform you that all necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for $100.00 has been approved.
ch3ckraise: Your payout will be processed as a bankwire to checking account number XXXXXXXX87.
ch3ckraise: Please allow 5-7 days for processing.
DANGEROUSS: DUMB S**T
ch3ckraise: DOCUMENTS ON FILE
ch3ckraise: CASH ON T1TTIES

CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: I JUST WON $154.63 FROM YOU
CH3CK RAISE: YOU COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
CH3CK RAISE: BUT U CANT NOW
CH3CK RAISE: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
vinny23: u got ahit bigo mouth
CH3CK RAISE: DOCUMENTS ON FILE


CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: (YEAH YEAH YEAH)
Negrochamp: f u
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: (I GOTCHO MONEY NOW)
CH3CK RAISE: AND IM GONNA CASH IT OUT
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
Negrochamp: i sre u will fggt
Negrochamp: keep talkin sh t
CH3CK RAISE: RUB IT ON MY TITT1TEEEEEEEEEEEEZZAH
Negrochamp: whres clifton, ima find u n cut u
CH3CK RAISE: (Away) Auto Responder: Running to the ATM to cash out $200.00. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
Negrochamp: ima cut u *****
Negrochamp: ubest run

XionWarrior1: ....
XionWarrior1: WTF you calling my reraise for w that garbage OOP
CH3CK RAISE: MIC CHECK 1 2
XionWarrior1: I obv had a big hand, what did u put me on when i bet the flop
XionWarrior1: f this site it just rewards jerks like you
CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
XionWarrior1: EVERYTIME I GOT AA OR KK SOME JERK COOLERS ME
CH3CK RAISE: CH3CK RAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: I JUST WON 2 HUNDOS FROM YOU
CH3CK RAISE: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO REWARD JERKS
CH3CK RAISE: BUT U CANT NOW
CH3CK RAISE: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
XionWarrior1: GO KILL YOURSELF
CH3CK RAISE: IBEENAROUND4AWHILE
XionWarrior1: im sure u play like it, do the world a favor and go kill yourself
CH3CK RAISE: $200 > BANKWIRE > ATM > GOKILLYOURSELF

Card$hark: BLING BLANG BLAOW
CH3CK RAISE: BING BLANG BLAOW
Card$hark: CH3CKRAISE IN THE HOUSE
CH3CK RAISE: ...
Card$hark: YOU JUST WON $100 FROM ME
Card$hark: I COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD BUT I CANT NOW
Card$hark: CUZ UR GOOING 2 CASH IT OUT
Card$hark: AND RUB IT ON YOUR TITTAYS
CH3CK RAISE: AND RUB IT ON MY TIIIIiiiiIITT1EEEEES
CH3CK RAISE: RUB IT ON MY TIIIIIITTAAAYAAAYAAAAAYAAAAAYAES
Card$hark: YOUR GONNA...
CH3CK RAISE: RRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHRUHR...
Card$hark: RUHBB IT ON YOUR TITT1EEEEEEES
CH3CK RAISE: RUB IT ON MY TIIIIIITTAAAYAAAYAAAAAYAAAAAYAES
HippiDude68: Wuts wrong with u 2
CH3CK RAISE: $100 >
Card$hark: BANKWIRE >
CH3CK RAISE: ATM >
Card$hark: TITTAYSS
CH3CK RAISE: NO ITS TITT1ES
Card$hark: Srry
CH3CK RAISE: nP
Card$hark: Is this going in ur thread?
CH3CK RAISE: obv
Card$hark: ty
CH3CK RAISE: np
Card$hark: nh btw
CH3CK RAISE: u 2
I tried to capture all the win in this thread but i dont think thats possible.
Here are some additional goodies:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090524015747921
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpcAfgrpEQ

And finally, the BING BLANG BLAOW Music Video with guest-appearances of Barry and Eugene Todd Bro!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IphR3A64VI

This is the original Thread over on 2+2.
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