Brag: I can play online poker...

[5carab]

Beat: I lost.

Variance: To this guy:

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players - View hand 1333573
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BB: $39.04
Hero (UTG): $28.71
CO: $27.30
BTN: $21.28
SB: $18.78

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with 5 7 T A
Hero raises to $0.85, 1 fold, BTN raises to $2.90, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.05

Flop: ($6.15) Q A A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5.85, Hero raises to $20, BTN calls $12.53 all in

Turn: ($42.91) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($42.91) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $42.91
Hero shows 5 7 T A (three of a kind, Aces)
BTN shows 8 7 8 T (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
BTN wins $40.91
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players - View hand 1333574
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CO: $32.75
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.00
BB: $33.26
UTG: $82.15
MP: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 9 5 8 J
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, CO calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, BB raises to $1.50, 1 fold, CO calls $1.25, Hero calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) 5 9 2 (3 players)
BB bets $4.75, CO calls $4.75, Hero raises to $23.50 all in, BB raises to $31.76 all in, CO folds

Turn: ($56.75) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($56.75) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $56.75
Hero shows 9 5 8 J (two pair, Nines and Eights)
BB shows A 9 K 4 (two pair, Kings and Nines)
BB wins $54.75
(Rake: $2.00)

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players - View hand 1333575
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MP: $26.50
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $25.00
SB: $63.01
BB: $81.90
UTG: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with K K 2 5
1 fold, MP raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, 1 fold, SB raises to $3.25, 1 fold, MP calls $2.50, Hero raises to $13.25, SB raises to $43.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $11.75 all in

Flop: ($53.50) 8 T 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($53.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($53.50) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $53.50
Hero shows K K 2 5 (two pair, Kings and Eights)
SB shows A 4 7 A (two pair, Aces and Eights)
SB wins $51.50
(Rake: $2.00)

These three hands were within like 15 mins of each other and he insta-quit after the third. I don't even know if he left a winner given how much he donated around the table, sadly I just couldn't hold (and then got coolered on his last hand). Have to admit, I found this pretty funny, especially as I ended less than a buyin down across all tables.

[Ondal]

First hand have be slapping myself for withdrawing near everything from PS.
Second hand have me banging my head against the wall for withdrawing nearly everything.
Third hand have me wondering why you even called. Maybe it changes in .25, but at least lower no one without aces or a super rundown would call. Why do you try to push your crap kings?

[The 6th Wilbury]

Originally Posted by Ondal

First hand have be slapping myself for withdrawing near everything from PS.
Second hand have me banging my head against the wall for withdrawing nearly everything.
Third hand have me wondering why you even called. Maybe it changes in .25, but at least lower no one without aces or a super rundown would call. Why do you try to push your crap kings?

Based on what I'm seeing in the previous hands, KKxx will do very well against this villain.

5carab, you lost about $120 in this session? Looks like about $70 in pots, plus the cost of replacing the mouse and keyboard you would have smashed against your own forehead.

[5carab]

Originally Posted by Ondal

First hand have be slapping myself for withdrawing near everything from PS.
Second hand have me banging my head against the wall for withdrawing nearly everything.
Third hand have me wondering why you even called. Maybe it changes in .25, but at least lower no one without aces or a super rundown would call. Why do you try to push your crap kings?

Against a guy who is 3-betting 100% and doesn't fold preflop period (will flat or raise all 3- and 4-bets), KKxx is the stone nuts. I raised for value/ to chase the other villain out and get HU with the retard. When he 5-bet I had no choice but to call off, although it became at that point somewhat likely I wasn't good.