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Old 05-18-2010, 12:46 PM
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OK... so I had an epiphany concerning Phil Ivey... He is a Fourth Dimensional being... It is obvious... We mere mortals only see a tiny cross section of his being... Phil can see our entire spectral range from the Fourth Spatial Dimension, while we view just enough to have no clue of his abilities... His DNA is made up of codes resembling Tesseract Hypercubes instead of letter sequences... Sunglasses are not enough to stop him... - wolf
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He was just Wolf when he wrote this.
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I think Ivey has more than 4 dimensions -- somewhere around 9. If you are having trouble visualizing it, just visualize n-dimensional space and let n go to 9.
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I think Ivey has more than 4 dimensions -- somewhere around 9. If you are having trouble visualizing it, just visualize n-dimensional space and let n go to 9.
ahahahahahah oh wow!
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OK... so I had an epiphany concerning Phil Ivey... He is a Fourth Dimensional being... It is obvious... We mere mortals only see a tiny cross section of his being... Phil can see our entire spectral range from the Fourth Spatial Dimension, while we view just enough to have no clue of his abilities... His DNA is made up of codes resembling Tesseract Hypercubes instead of letter sequences... Sunglasses are not enough to stop him... - wolf
This could kinda explain my theory that he can control randomness and RNG's lol
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And here I thought it was just hard work and he played good

(having lots of money [atm] doesn't hurt either.. so I thought)
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