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Old 10-30-2010, 01:15 PM
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his virginity
Oh snap!
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Old 10-30-2010, 09:36 PM
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AALLLLLLLAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I dunno. I'm fine with religions, but islamic might pose some... family issues.
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:12 PM
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Inshallah.
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50% of the time listen to your heart

the other 50% anything can happen ANYTHING
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Old 10-31-2010, 11:07 PM
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his virginity


Nice hand sir
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Old 11-07-2010, 01:24 AM
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... I just realized I have no idea how to right a hello letter.

I've written like 5 letter that are just me picking up on small aspect in their bios.
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:07 PM
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She looks cute. I've got 0 clue what to say to her...

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A fellow Artist?
You said you were a photographer. Any specific type of photography? I paint and draw myself, so it's nice to meet another person witch an eye for things.
I'm ****ing terrible at this ****...

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Old 11-11-2010, 04:25 PM
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Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Spiteful Loner

You are 57% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
.... Somewhere, Tyresias is going "STORY COMPLETELY CHECKS OUT!!!!"
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:42 PM
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That sounds like something stoneawsome would say, except more detailed and less errors grammatically.
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:44 PM
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That sounds like something stoneawsome would say, except more detailed and less errors grammatically.
The last part is actually word for word what Escalante said to me once.
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:53 PM
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Looks like you two have something in common with drawing. Make her a detailed picture of parting your hair with your tongue, that will surely gain some interest from her...


JK, but seriously, that right there is a nice conversation booster and an ice breaker. Just talk to her about drawing and see where it goes from there. It's easy as 123..
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