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Old 10-27-2010, 05:38 PM
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Default The Adventures of Unicornlord: OkCupid Edition

Figured for ****s and giggles. Also, Help me out with whatever.

Self-Summary
I'm a self taught artist and animation buff. I work in various mediums, but I love the old school comic book style the best. I'm currently working, and have plans to enroll at the Academy of Arts up in San Francisco in order to earn my MFA. I'm also an avid poker player and am friends with several professionals who have taught me how to play and earn some extra money while having fun.

What I'm doing in my life
Going back to school, surviving mostly by going around Anime and Comic book Conventions, where I sell my art. It's fun, but I really want to get back to what I love doing, and that's drawing comics.

What I'm good at
Drawing, painting, particularly the human form.
I've also been told I'm insanely good at knowing what to get people for occasions, and I've been approached more then once for romantic advice.

What people first notice about me
People notice that I'm shy around new people, although I often wish that weren't the case. I do open up fairly quickly though, and am outgoing around people I'm comfortable with.

My fav-book, movies, music
My mom used to read me a story from a famous writer by the name of Anne McCaffery from a book called Get off the unicorn. The Story was called the Smallest Dragon boy. It is to this day, my favorite story.
Also for music, it's easier to say what I don't like.
I love comedies and tend to avoid horror films because I like sleeping.
Food, I'm a big BBQ fan. NOT grilling,but slow cooked, smoked, fall off the bone REAL BBQ.

six things I can never do without
1.) Art. Obvious.
2.) Dr. Pepper. I'm so addicted to it. I need to cut back before I get diabetes.
3.) Comedy. I love to laugh.
4.) My Family. It's so big and social, it's hard not to be happy.
5.) Hockey. I am a HUGE San Jose Sharks Fan. DIE HARD SINCE '91!
6.) Friends. Everybody needs them.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
I may think about anything from a funny prank to a good story for a comic book, or something I want to draw.

On a typical Friday night
I go out and play in a big family poker game. Its really fun, and it's a great way to waste $40 dollars for a evening. Other time I like to go to the book store and read and get ideas for comic books. And of course, sometimes I like to hang out with my friends.

Something private I'm willing to admit
I once had to draw a 70-year old lady who was wearing victory secret style lingerie for an art class. That will forever haunt me.

I'm looking for
* Girls who like guys
* Ages 20-26
* Near me
* Who are single
* For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

you should message me if
You like going to hockey games. I'm always looking for more people to come with me.
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Old 10-27-2010, 05:43 PM
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THE BEAST NEED TO KNOW. **** YOU LADY, you look like you're gonna eat me.


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Old 10-27-2010, 05:52 PM
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What's it say when... I'm not sure if this is 6th or Matt's picture... of me at the bay 101 is the best picture I have.

Look at this thing. I'm hot.
Like.
Photo shop hot.

.... this is shopped isn't it.


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dammit.
Well, at least I look like I'm charitable with SD's patch on.

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Old 10-27-2010, 05:53 PM
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SamuraiKitten?---- Hit she/he NOWE!
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Old 10-27-2010, 05:56 PM
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Apparently, I'm a bitch.
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SamuraiKitten?---- Hit she/he NOWE!

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Old 10-27-2010, 07:50 PM
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Food, I'm a big BBQ fan. NOT grilling,but slow cooked, smoked, fall off the bone REAL BBQ....

2.) Dr. Pepper. I'm so addicted to it. I need to cut back before I get diabetes..
You must have southern roots.

If you make yourself drink diet DrP for a month, you'll find the regular cloyingly sweet and never go back.

But your teeth will still turn brown and the acid will eat off the enamel so you can't whiten them.


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You picked the right photos. You'd kill all your action if you include this one in your profile:

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this is going to be a must read thread, i can feel it!
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:05 AM
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I wouldnt hit that with rumseys cawk.

nasty.
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