I'd just look funny in that photo (for more than one reason)
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I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning...that's not a problem....... That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem or Def Leopard has an awesomeness problem.
Inspired by Hal Lubarsky...this blind man decided to teach his dog how to tell him his cards when he plays. Unfortunately, he was disqualified after the dealer heard the dog helping him saying "rawl-rin."