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Old 11-18-2009, 06:51 AM
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So I am looking for action. I probably won't be checking the forums here so either pm over at 2+2 or email me at addictedjuvie@aol.com . As it says I am willing to get tasered 5 times in 5 minutes and get sot by a paintball gun 5 times to . 5k would go to a charity and the other 5 k would go to me. I will be recording this so it will go on my youtube channel and probably become a viral video success. I wold not be surprised if it adventually had a couple hundred thousand hits.

here is the link to the thread on 2+2

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Old 11-18-2009, 05:41 PM
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I've never been tased nor paintballed, but assuming headshots (both kinds) and nutshots were offlimits, I think I'd take those shots for 4k. Can anyone share the pain describe paintball shot pain?
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:03 PM
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What he does not realize is how powerful those taser's are today! the paint ball would sting for a bit maybe even cut the skin. Bit 5 shots with a taser, first of all the barbs have to be surgically removed...I just cannot see him making it, it will not kill him but he will be knocked on his ass awhile
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:11 PM
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I am kind of willing to do it. I just hope no long term effects happen like a heart problem etc...
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I've never been tased nor paintballed, but assuming headshots (both kinds) and nutshots were offlimits, I think I'd take those shots for 4k. Can anyone share the pain describe paintball shot pain?

I've been shot in the stomach in close quarters by a paintball and it bruised up pretty rough, but fortunately didn't break the skin.

Really depends on the distance, the FPS of the paintball gun, what type of padding the person has, etc.

Can't comment on a tazer, but I would think 5 tazer shots > 5 paintball shots
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:13 PM
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btw, can a mod change the title of this thread to:

I really REALLY need $5K
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:25 PM
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If I choose the paintball option, may I use my trusty 2003 WGP Vertical Feed Autococker? (Just for the sake of full disclosure, I have replaced the stock regulator with an AKALMP Sidewinder. And the force generated by the 68/4500 tank might not make this the most comfortable prop bet you've ever taken.)*

Anyway, let me know, I'll need to get my marker timed professionally I'm to do this.

*In the interest of full full disclosure, I have no idea what any of these terms mean.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:01 PM
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I've been shot from close distance by a REALLY high end paintball gun and it has broken skin and it stings like hell and leaves a welt.

But if you get shot by an average gun from average distance it's really no big deal, it'll leave a mark but whatever.

And either way, it's not the type of pain that you need a lot of money to deal with.
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:46 AM
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I was once shot point blank in the ribs from a paintball gun that just had its velocity jacked up (I'm not sure how this is done, I just remember him telling me something about using an allen wrench) by a friend who thought it wasn't loaded (thank god I was never near him with a real gun). My ribs were bruised for weeks and I'm not sure if it was shock, but it really didn't hurt that bad at first, then it just became an annoyance. The taser will by far be the worst part of this ordeal.
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I was once shot point blank in the ribs from a paintball gun that just had its velocity jacked up (I'm not sure how this is done, I just remember him telling me something about using an allen wrench) l.

Yes, each marker will have a screw that you can adjust with an allen wrench in or out to change the FPS of your gun. Many fields set limits on the speed you can shoot at to keep it safe, and will use a chrono gun to test before you're allowed on the field.
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