Actually, computer death
Failed hard drive (no backups!), overheating machine due to failed fans, damaged graphics chip resulting in my display going insane - none of which condusive to photoshopping
Working on the fix now - luckily uber-geek friend managed to recover some valuable data for me, and I'm now just getting everything set up so I can get back to some things I was working on. Hopefully you'll see something in the incredibly near future.