Keeping the Beat alive

[Hughes4]

LOL @ thinking there are girls on the internet.

[5carab]

Originally Posted by Hughes4

LOL @ thinking there are girls on the internet.

You must be going to the wrong porn sites.

[Gary Wise]

Janette, ego has nothing to do with our being dismissive of your thoughts.

You've taken the time to write thousands of words voicing your displeasure with the unpaid contribution of my time, allowing your emotional involvement with the topic to spill over into out-your-ass ravings regarding my daring to speak on Jessica's behalf. It was one thirty-word post made based on my email exchanges with the woman and you've now made four thought out, lengthy posts aimed at offending every person you're conversing with and railing on about the non-existent temerity that only you perceive. THAT's why we're dismissive.

Seriously, next time, change the channel. My fragile ego can take the loss of listenership. It's not that difficult a concept to grasp.

[The 6th Wilbury]

Originally Posted by Enzown

Interesting, if Janette exists, Google doesn't know about it.

Hahahah I missed this the first time through.

Now that you mention it, I feel like the name de la Santos suffers from a singular/plural mismatch and a gender mismatch. The la article would suggest a singular feminine noun. But santos, the Spanish word for "saints," is plural and masculine.

Of course, I suppose the name could be Del Santo (a singular saint, forcing the de and el to converge into one word). Or, more commonly, the name could be De Los Santos (the plural noun matches the plural article). And someone at the U.S. immigration office botched the spelling generations ago. Happens all the time.

And none of this explains why someone with the name Janette De Los Santos would use the initials "JDNS" rather than "JDLS" for an online handle.

Okay, time to go back to the basement.

Edit: also, when replying to this thread, is anyone else pinging a Russian porn site?

[Hughes4]

Not to mention that the la doesn't fit the initials of jdns