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Originally Posted by tabletalker
The guy had the nuts wit the Jack-king off hahaha bud dum ccchh
lol that's EFFIN EPIC!!!!!!!
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For the Two Jacks fans among us, that entire news story could have been a special Poker Beat edition of a Round-Robin Joke-Off.
Man gets arrested for pleasuring himself at the poker table...
...evidently, he misread the rules, thinking it was "one hand per player."
...in a twist of his father's warnings, the player's unusual activity caused him to blind off.
...clearly he was a first-level player -- he acted based only on the strength of his own hand. (Okay, okay, clearly there are a plethora of "hand" jokes.)
...unfortunately, he had been drinking heavily and could only manage a min-raise
OR unfortunately, he had been drinking heavily, causing the floor staff to reprimand him for "soft play."
...everyone folded immediately as it was obvious he was holding the nuts.
...two tables down, Jimmy Fricke told Howard Lederer, "now THAT'S a freak and a really weird dude."
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