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Originally Posted by 99 Problems
Chainsaw Style Race situations----
would you rather have to pay for---
two ply OR kleenex
Valet parking OR drinks while grinding video poker
airplane cocktails OR airport food
non bank ATM fees OR taxi to drive to your bank
internet cafe use OR cafe coffee prices
new socks OR new underwear
library late fee OR blockbuster late fee
(I realize you've never actually paid for most of this stuff...but imagine)
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Which would Chainsaw choose to pay for:
- Ketchup for a meat pie or tartar sauce for seafood?
- Tipping a fast taxi or an efficient dealer?
- Matt Savages mobile number or Kimberly Lansings?
DDD
PS Also, if he were to write a book what would the subject matter and title be?