Perhaps the shirt could have the painting on the front with no explanation. Then on the back, it reads "I'll be just as ridiculous for you there as I am for you here.'
I want this shirt
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Wednesday, The Only Day For News.
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I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning...that's not a problem....... That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem or Def Leopard has an awesomeness problem.